Another short, pathetic excuse for a post. If you pry a fidgety geek like myself away from his keyboard long enough for a meeting and a second-hand smoke break or two, while he's armed with a dead floppy disk and a swiss army knife, then he might remember seeing this years ago, and subsequently wind up with this:

Incidentally, flip one of these upside-down and it passes for a podracer. Beat that for geekiness!