This morning, when my wife and I went to vote, we came across a campaign sign, right there on the public school grounds of our polling place. Across the street on someone's private property, I'd be fine with, but no. Not at the polling location. Not cool. I wasn't about to stand for that. So I knocked it over.
After voting, on our way back to the car, I swiped it.
During the morning meeting at work, my coworkers and I sliced it up and made it better. So, I hereby present our improved campaign signs:
Rodders asked, after we'd had our way with the sign, whether I'd taken a "before" picture. I hadn't, so we pieced it back together as best we could. So in case you're wondering what started this little adventure, here's the sign more or less as we saw it, inappropriately standing outside the polls:
Best of luck to your opponents, Mike. Your supporters have no class.
Anyway, everyone who hasn't already: Get out and vote! Even if it's for this goon. Vote! Do it now!