Are they serious? "Utah driver"! What cruel joke is this?! Suffice to say, I won't be signing up for this particular brand of auto insurance. Not that I'd have considered it anyway, I suppose.
- Junk mail from cosmetics companies addressed to "Fugly Resident"
- Church newsletters to "Hell-bound Soul"
- Discount store catalogs to "Dirt-poor Pauper"
- GED pamphlets addressed simply to "Dumbass"
- Cologne and perfume ads to "B.O. McSmelly or current occupant"