Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Evil Potato

My wife got me a truly exceptional present for Valentine's Day, one so perfect it needs no explanation:


...Well okay. According to the spectrum of confused reactions this got at work, maybe it does need some explanation. It's a provide-your-own-potato kit, but more importantly, it's GLaDOS, the insane artificial intelligence from Portal, in humiliating potato-powered form, as seen in much of Portal 2.

I could explain further that Portal and its sequel are video games, crafted with wonderful dry humor. They are played in first-person, which means my valentine can't watch them in action without getting motion sick, but she has overheard much of the game's story and my resulting laughter. And now, we've got Portal's antagonist stuck in a spud in our home, ready to insult us and scheme about murder anytime.

So romantic, it brings a tear to my eye. ...Or is that the neurotoxin?

1 comment:

noon said...

I LOVED the Portal games! The amazing writing absolutely blew me away--and of course I instantly recognized the potato when I saw the picture :-)